#1 This Teacher
"Pretty simple really. I work as an elementary school teacher in a smallish town, I don't tend to be promiscuous so the thought of this happening had never crossed my mind. Anyway, I was out at the bar with a few friends one night, he approaches me, charming handsome and well-dressed. One thing leads to another and I'm in the back of a cab with him, his tongue down my throat, hands everywhere. We arrive at his place and proceed to have very loud obnoxious sex. It's been mentioned to me in the past that I ama bit on the noisey side, anyway once we are done I decide I need to rehydrate as I usually do after a night of drinking. as I am pouring a glass of water for myself I hear "Miss Galore?" As you can guess I was horrified to find one of my students looking up at me. I just tried to play it cool as if it were totally normal to have your 3rd grade teacher half naked in your house at 3am helping herself to a glass of water, he honestly didn't seem too phased by the whole thing. His father ended up insisting I stay for pancakes in the morning, I was dying but the pancakes were nice." -Reddit user Indeeptrouble
#2 The Mystery Visitor
"Nothing says good morning like a toddler tugging on the blankets saying 'Mommy who is that in your bed?'" -Reddit user iamtaurean
#3 She's Not Who You Thought..
"Was at a local spot a few years back, met this girl who was pretty hot (according to 10 of my closest cocktails). Anyways, chill for a bit, head to her house, smackadatazz and fall asleep. I woke up and noticed a book bag, etc, school books. Ask her what she's studying and she tells me she goes to the local HS (High School). I die a little inside and leave. I ran into her a few weeks later and it turns out she was fucking with me cause she needed me out of the house before her roommates got home." -Reddit user axionj
#4 Escaping The Closet
"I wake up to him saying, 'Shit!! My dad wasn't supposed to come home so early.' (I had just thought he lived with roommates) He tells me to jump in his closet (I'm fully nude and my clothes are in the living room) I start to argue but he insists and so I get in there and hear them having small talk for almost an hour. I realize I really have to pee, and they just drag on and I'm dancing around. And then the guy I slept with left for work!!!! And I can hear the dad making breakfast and just settling in. I panic, how am I gonna get my clothes.... Fuck my clothes, I'll use his clothes, so I take the stuff in the closet all I found were shirts. I fucking ran for my life full speed through the house with sex hair and a long shirt to my car. The dad yelled "what the damn hell who are you!!" - Reddit user jennyalena
#5 The Accident
"She peed my whole bed with me in it." -Reddit user crowntheking7
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